EXT. CITY SQUARE, DIAMOND CITY, COOLTOPIA Jarvis (a pirate cat) and Jill (a cat in a hat and heart glasses) are chatting in front of the Royal Library. JILL: (disappointed) You want to get tacos again? When Tasty Snackz, a tough-looking clown, dramatically rides up on his motorcycle. TASTY: Sorry, Boss, it’s urgent. You’re needed back at HQ right

When last we spoke Cooltopians, I was spying on the pirate JARVIS. He proved barely competent and was little help in answering my questions. I write you now to tell you everything I learnt from following his one direction. JARVIS’s advice pointed me to the Royal Library. The exterior of the monumental building isn’t much to speak of. It’s big, and

Press play for the audio version. https://youtu.be/nkfFUMVak10 INT. BASEMENT OF THE ROYAL LIBRARY, DIAMOND CITY, COOLTOPIA JAZZ (a winged air pet) and JOEY (Jazz’s small pocket companion) are pacing, worried. JILL (a female blue cat. Wearing heart glasses and a hat) casually walks down a set of spiralling stairs. JILL: Hey, Jazz. I sent a littl

https://youtu.be/xueL4m8aMac INT. OF THE ROYAL LIBRARY BASEMENT - DIAMOND CITY, COOLTPOIA Maully, Slimeball, Jazz, Joey and Jill have just experienced a fracture, and now Maully has a few questions for our Librarians. MAULLY: Yeah, okay, Slimeball, we get it. You think slime is cool. But now, now I want to hear from you. Yeah, you, air pet, what’

Hello again, Slimeball here with some more of the story for you. After the incident on Marshmallow Mountain, I was on the run. What happened at the slime containment facility made it clear that if I wanted answers, I would have to go higher up the chain, so I drove North to the capital, Diamond City. What a piece of shit that place is! I am sure

In my first pet story, I didn’t properly introduce myself. My name is Slimeball. I am a Pet Detective and your narrator. Unlike most pets, I have no cat master, meaning I can do and go as I please. This seems to make some cats nervous, as so few pets are under their own agency. I am not sure why no cat claimed me as an egg, but the more I learn, th

This is Tactical (A.K.A Tac). He is a clever and patient cat. Tac is a great asset to the Cooltpian Meowrines, and like the rest of Blue Cat nation, Tac was shocked by the arrival of the eggs. Tac’s training made him cautious, but once it became clear that the eggs and emerging pets meant no harm, Tac took to the role of pet commander. Tac will te

Hello Metaversians, Welcome to Cooltopia! A young digital city ruled by Blue Cat and 9999 other indigo kittens. As with any boomtown, the local population of Cooltopia almost tripled in only a few months, but unlike boomtowns of the 20th century, Cooltopia’s expansion wasn’t gold rush related. Instead, a mysterious event occurred as the cats settle

I called out for women! I said, “I am here. Can you see me?” I received a few waves from quiet voices, and I heard loud words from men, “There are women here, but they wish to remain anonymous. Surely you can understand.” and I could. But my heart broke when in that community of thousands, using the best tools I had, I could only find 25 openly fem